2 Aurtein 1 darakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se batein kr rahi thien k achanak drakht se 1 Aam(mango) gira
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Pehli Aurat
Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Pakk gaya hn mein tum dono ki batein sun sun kar:-)
"Welcome to mango season"
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Specal TEA
1 ap k Liye
Or
Dosri
B
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Qk
Dono me makhi gir gai thi. ;-)
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Ye mera jazba
Ha ye jazba
Aagy se hatt jaa
Hmain Apni khoti bhgani hay.:)
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Ye cup hamara hai
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Agar kisi aur nay nahi jeeta toh..
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CUTE Bänne K Lyè 7 Däfä Büttön Däbàén
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Sorry Ap sirf Bewaqoof ban skte hen:)
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"(Angrezi Yadain)"
Mere Aangan Mein Kabhi Flowr Khila Krty Thy
Meri Eyes Mein B Dreams Basa Krty Thy
Mujhko Halaat Ki Aandhi Ne Giraya Othrwise
Mere Shadow Mein B Kuch People Raha Krty Thy
Hain Remembr Hmain Rafaqat Ki Wo Watch Ab B
Dil Ki beat B Tere Sath Suna Krty Thy
Aaj Wo Mehfil Mein Stranger Bnay Bethey Hain
Jo Kabi Mujey Apni Life Kaha Krty Thy
Ab Trasti Hain Teri Deed Ko Eyes
IK Period Tha Hm Daily Mila Krty Thy..
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"Bye" is a little word dat causes so much pain. The person u hold now might never meet u again.
So never say "Bye".
Always Say
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"Chal ! Chal nikal" ;-)
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"Maa"
Maa Kia He?
Aik Khobsorat Rishte Ka Nam
Maa K Dam Se Hi Kainat Me Rang He
Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bachchon Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K
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Uth Jao Begharto 11 Baj Rahe Hain,
Kutto Ki Tarha Pare Rehte Ho,
Tumare Bap Ne Mulazam Nhi Rakhe Hoy Jo Tume Nashta Bana Kar Dainge.
Zindagi Haram Kar Rakhi He Kamino Ne,
Kam K Na Kaj K Dushman Anaj K.
Her Msg Per Emotional Mat Hua Kro Yaro...
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"Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Sy Karo"
"Aur"
"Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Say Karo''
Is sms main Pehley biwi ka 0r Baad mein girl freind ka zikar aata hay
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"Rok to loon these eyes ko tujhe lookney se Faraz
But iss heart ka what karun jo beat'ta hai just tere liye...
Aaaff Course. ;-) ;-)
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"Types of kiss"
A Blessed kiss is on Head, .
A Sweet kiss is on Cheeks,
But the HOTEST kiss is on. .
" ISTRI "
Kabhi Le K Dekhna. Its Really Hot..
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Wo mere Samnay wali Seat par Bethi thi,
Wo Bar Bar Mujay Sar se Paon tak Dekh Rahi thi, Akhir us ne Mujay Ishara kiya,
Main Moqa Dekh k us k pas geya or Ahista se poocha..
"G Faramaye"
Usne Sharmatay hue kaha.
Bhai g" Ap ne Shalwar Ulti Pehni hoee hey."
O Shit Oeay!
(Molana Fazal ur Rehman ki Kitab DIESEL main se)
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$even Great Qualities Of A $tudent
1. CONSISTENCY- once a zero, always a zero
2. VOICE MODULATION- attendence in 5 different voices
3. PRESENTATION SKILLS- presenting 1 answer in 5 different questions
4. ART- designin' classroom tables
5. STAMINA- tolerate teachers 4-8 hr lecs
6. PERIPHERAL VISION- checkin' out a gal/guy sittin' behind
7. HUMANITY- failin' & givin' others a chance to top!
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''EK PYARI C BAAT''
JaB kisi ka khloos dekho
To uski qadr kro
0r
Jb kisi ki nafrat dekho to..
' Laa lo jutti, Te paa lo lamyaan.
Maro 100 ty gino 1...
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I am a killer.
Apun paise ke
Liye logon ko marta hai
Par tu apun ka Dost hai
Apun tere ko free men marey ga.
'"Dhazzz'" '"Dhazzz'"
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(Golden Words)
"Agar Tum kisi ko chaho or usay
Hasil na kr sako to.....
Fittay Moo
"Bal-ky< Durr Fittay Mu"
Lakh Laanat Teri
""Aashqi tay""
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(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(I)(S)(H)(Q)
(M)(O)(H)(B)(T)
Ye Tavez mje MOBILE wale BABA ne dya tha or kaha Ye Tavez jsko b send Kroge use SMS prhte hi tmse MOHABT Ho jaegi
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(o_o )
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Nigahain aj bhi us shaks ko talash krti hen...
Jis ne kaha tha matric ke baad parhai to halwa hai.
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Yeh Lo star,
Abhi Abhi Aasmaan Se Tor K Laaye Hain,
Chand nahi mila woh Shaayad sMs parhne mai masruf hai
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Uff! Chehray pe Khushi to dekho
Ab kya insan mazaq b nahi kar sakta:-)
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*LATEST UrdU DICTIONARY*
IKHLAQ: Jis Ki SuppLy kM DemAnd Zayada.
Admi: wo Janwar Jis Ki KhaAL Kai Martba Utari jA Sakti hAi.
Beauty Parlour: Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Dopatta: aj KaL Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai.
Darzi: jo Sar-e-Aam Logon Ki Jaiben Or Galay Kat'ta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.
Desk: Students k bJaNay K kaAM AaTA hai.
Khudkushi: Aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.
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-: DocTors After operation and students after examzz have same thing to say??...
hmm.... :o kchh keh nae skte? ...bus dua kren..:-
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1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola
"Sari Dunya Tumhe'n Be-waqof Q kehti hy?"
Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na ;)
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1 Mard Hi Mard ki Nafsiyaat
Samjh sakta hy
Gor Frmaiyega
Customer:
Mujhe 1 Ladies suit chahiye,
Dukandar:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon.!;)
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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
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1 Survey se yeh baat sabat hui he k
Boyz Girlz se zyada nek hen.
Report k mutabik jb b koi larka kisi larki ko dekhta he to us ki zuban se foran ye lfz ada hote hein
(Masha Allah)
Jb k koi larki jb kisi larke ko dekhti he to kehti he
Kamina jb dekho ghorta rehta he.
Isi liye Boyz ko zyada nek qarar de diya gya he.
Girlz b ye sb keh kr nek ho skti hein
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1 kisan ne apny khait me putla lagany k bajay Altaf Bhai ka photo lga dia
ap soch nhi sakty k kya howa
kawway jo pichly sal gandum le gy thy,wo wapis le aye.
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1 min
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
Cool
Relax
Ok
Ready
Start
5
4
3
2
1
Now
Kar do delete:-)
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12 sardar raat ko
12 baj ke
12 minute aur
12 second pr sector
12 ki
12veen gali ke
12ven makan ki
12ven floor
mein picture dekh rahe the
"WAQT HAMARA HAI".
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3 Difrnt Styls Of Proposing!
In Englsh:Wud u mind being my Gf?
In Urdu:Kya ap mri mehbuba bno gi?
In Punjabi:Veli Phirdi Rendi Ain,Ksi Ghareb D Kam e Aja.;B-)
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3 jaga mot nahi aati.
1- Jannat man..
2- Jahannum man.
Or
3- Mere numbr pe msg karne sy...;-)
try kr k dekh lo.
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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
@};--
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
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8 secrets of Success u can find in ur room...
Roof says: Aim high
Fan says: Be cool
Clock says: Every minute is precious
Mirror says: Reflect b4 u act
Window says: See da world
Calendar says: Be up 2 date
Door says: Dont miss da opportunity
Bed says: Sab bakwas ay, razai chuk ty soja!!!
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:An interesting statement written on the back side of a rickshaw : -
"Horn ahista bajaen-Qoam so rahi hai"....
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Apne liye good morning bna lena I m busy....!
Hehehehehe :-)
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A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog's Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Larki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :-)
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A Great Quote By Me
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Agar Logon Ko Tum Se Koi Masla Hai
To Hamesha Yaad Rakho K
Yeh Unka Masla Hai,
Tumhara Nahi...!!! :-)
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